Gok Wan ., you know him the lady boy that out ladies lady boys well he’s only gone and got himself a top twenty album. Who knew the talents he had? Clothes designer TV (television that is ) presenter celebrity chef and now musician just a few of the talents he hasn’t got.
Actually his top twenty album is actually nothing to do with his actual talent in fact the only actual thing he did was pick 20 tracks to actually put on it. What hes actually done is what we in the olden days called , made a mix tape FFS. . Then again it’s not unknown to churn out music with no input whatsoever Alexander Burke , which is the stage name of John Fashanu in a dress recently said of her debut single leonard Cohen’s hallelujah that an artiste must be in love with a song to cover it…. funny the way I remember it 16 non entities got told the winner of opportunity knocks would get a guaranteed Xmas number one with that song. To be honest I preferred the original version by shreks donkey.
Speaking of total fookin dirges in the charts the warbling twat that is Ed Sheeran has 16 tracks in the top 20. Every single track from his latest album only cold play have a single nestling in there between them. The only thing I can make sense of from that is , millions of music lovers are downloading cold play to make slashing their own corotid arteries more pleasurable.
Jesus , David Bowie must be turning in his grave. .
Sreps have made a comeback album after 20 years too. Yay. Never was the word tragedy more apt.
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